WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

These goobs are ドレイコブレラ [romanized DOREIKOBURERA/DRACOBRELLA]!! Which is just a fun ship name I gave to my AU versions of Satoru Gojo [right] and Suguru Geto [left].

WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM???

Well! There's way too much to yap about but that doesn't mean there ain't a TL;DR!!! Basically, in their teenage years, these guys had a rivalry, then started crushing on each other, then went through the horrors, crushed again, started dating, accidentally became teen dads and went through the horrors again. They grew up, had two biological kids [Satoru is trans FTM for context, Suguru is a cis man], and then a few years later Suguru's arm had to get amputated because of a NASTY accident he got into. Uh oh... he lived though! Now he has an awesome prosthetic arm and some badass scars! They got married after this event.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING RIGHT NOW??!!

Their jobs, probably. They both work as teachers for Tokyo Jujutsu Technical College, with Satoru handling the first-years and Suguru, the second-years. When they are doing their jobs, they're dicking around wherever they've been deployed. And when they aren't, they're dicking around wherever else and [affectionately] harassing their own children. They're both menaces and I love them dearly.